The Bible records 4 suicides:

1. King Saul (1 Same 31:4-5)

2. Ahithophel (2 Samuel 17:23)

3. Zimri (1 Kings 16:18)

4. Judas (Matthew 27:5)

Lucy and Linus were sitting in front of the television set when Lucy sid to Linus, “Go get me a glass of water.”

Linus looked surprised, “Why should I do anything for you? You never do anything for me.”

“On you 75th birthday,” Lucy promised, “I’ll bake you a cake.”

Linus got up, headed to the kitchen and said, “Life is more pleasant when you have something to look forward to.”

The Following is written by the poet “Anon.”

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.

Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.
Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer.
Had no army, yet kings feared Him.
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.