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Sermon Title: The High Cost of Low Living

Theme: Forgiveness of Sin

Scripture: 1Psalm 32:1-2 (NIV)

“Blessed is he whose transgressions are forgiven, whose sins are covered. Blessed is the man whose sin the LORD does not count against him and in whose spirit is no deceit.”

Song Leader: Dale Lee

You might be in a country church if:

The Call to Worship is ,”Y’all come on in!”

The Preacher says, “I’d like to ask Bubba to pray for the offering” – and five guys stand up.

Opening day of deer hunting season is recognized as an official church holiday.

A member requests to be buried in his truck because, “I ain’t never been in a hole it couldn’t get me out of”.

Never in its entire 100-year history has one of its pastors had to buy any meat or vegetables.

A singing group is known as “The O.K. Chorale.”

There’s dried tobacco juice down both sides of the church van.

The church directory doesn’t have last names.

The only time people lock their cars in the parking lot is during the summer and only so no one leaves them another bag of tomatoes!

Baptism is referred to as “branding.”

There is a special fund-raiser for a new septic tank.

Finding and returning lost sheep is not just a parable.

People wonder when Jesus fed the 5,000 whether the two fish were bass or catfish.